Don't try this.

I bought 2 cases of Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry tonight from Walmart. My mom thinks I just really like Dr. Pepper. But we all know the real reason I bought it…

5.29.12.

(via brokenbodiesdontlive)

5.29.12.

me all the time: what am i even doing

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phemiec:

incineraptor:

fedoraspooky:

*looks at caffeine one*

…This explains a lot of things.

it’s like he started out okay and then got confused and just gave up. “HOW DOES I ANATOMY WEB” he says without even googling a reference

Caffeine spider understands my pain.

This is probably irrelevant but ‘I rest on nets made by spiders fed on drug-dosed flies’ is literally a Chiodos lyric…. just saying.

(Source: -onyourknees, via owlkeeperlady)

5.28.12. spider,web,spider web,chiodos,i didn't say i was powerful,i said i was a wizard,bone palace ballet,

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Happy six in the fixing morning

to all of you who actually slept.

5.25.12.

You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of our grandfathers. So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin. Teach your children that we have taught our children that the earth is our mother. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of earth. If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. All things are connected.

You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of our grandfathers. So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin. Teach your children that we have taught our children that the earth is our mother. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of earth. If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. All things are connected.

(via therealnickkk)

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